If you don’t say anything bad about other people, it is less likely that they will say bad things about you.

Yeah, well, your penis seemed to really like someone else on Saturday.

He's been so changeable with her I'm surprised he's not been accepted to Hogwarts for his transfiguration skills.

If we expect all men to have six-packs and biceps, we can't get mad when they expect us to be stick-figures with DD boobs.

Notre corps a peut-être besoin de verser un certain nombre de larmes pour se remettre d'un traumatisme. Pour enfin accepter ce qui s'est passé et avancer. Si on ne le fait pas, ces larmes finissent par nous rattraper.

A quoi ça sert de boire ? A-t-on vraiment besoin d'alcool pour échapper au monde, alors que le monde contient son propre antidote.

Almost there..." I said, like I was taking my child to Disneyland.

Je suis pas cynique, me suis-je défendue. Je suis une pessimiste pure et dure avec une touche de réalisme agressif.

I guess a happy memory is only logged and labelled accordingly if you can live in a moment without fear of it going wrong. In the moments when true happiness is so overwhelming that you forget to be scared of it ending.But, in time, those moments can easily become bittersweet.

Yes. I thought maybe our relationship was different. Maybe it was, for a little while. But I'm not giving you the opportunity to break my heart again, Harry. Maybe this time you've broken your own too, and maybe you won't do anything like this again. I'm not willing to take that chance though.